In a bewildering turn of events that defies logic and business sense, Nigeria's national oil company, NNPC, has managed to orchestrate what can only be described as the most absurd corporate acquisition in modern history. The saga of NNPC Retail's purchase of OVH Energy Marketing Limited has morphed into a Kafkaesque nightmare where the acquired entity now controls the acquirer, raising serious questions about the competence, integrity, and motives of those at the helm of Nigeria’s national oil company.

This farcical transaction, shrouded in secrecy and mired in controversy, represents a gross betrayal of public trust and a blatant disregard for corporate governance principles. How does a profit-making state-owned enterprise end up being swallowed by the very company it purportedly acquired? The convoluted web of dealings involving NNPC Retail, OVH Energy, and Nueoil Energy reeks of backroom deals and possible corruption at the highest levels.

The recent court order dissolving NNPC Retail without winding it up and transferring its assets to OVH Energy is nothing short of scandalous. It effectively hands over a critical national asset to private hands through a legal sleight of hand. This maneuver not only undermines Nigeria's energy security but also raises alarming questions about the protection of public interests in the country’s judicial system.

The silence and apparent complicity of regulatory bodies in this matter are deafening. Where are the Securities and Exchange Commission, the Corporate Affairs Commission, and other watchdogs tasked with ensuring transparency and fairness in corporate dealings? Their inaction in the face of such a glaring anomaly is a damning indictment of Nigeria’s regulatory framework.

Most troubling is the impact on NNPC Retail's workforce, now left in limbo, unsure of their future in an organization that has been essentially hijacked. The installation of OVH's former CEO as the new head of NNPC Retail adds insult to injury, signaling a complete takeover masked as an acquisition.

This debacle demands immediate and thorough investigation by anti-corruption agencies. The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Independent Corrupt Practices Commission (ICPC) must swing into action to unravel this mystery. How did a struggling company manage to turn the tables on its buyer, effectively gaining control of a profitable state enterprise?

The House of Representatives' initial investigation, marred by controversy and eventually dissolved, points to possible high-level interference. The transfer of the probe to another committee must not be allowed to become a means of burying this scandal. Nigerians deserve answers and accountability.

This "acquisition" is not just a business transaction gone wrong; it is a national security issue. With NNPC Retail responsible for importing virtually all of Nigeria's petrol, its transfer to private hands through such dubious means puts the entire nation at risk.

The NNPC leadership's defense that they now operate as a private entity rings hollow. A company wholly owned by the Nigerian people cannot simply be handed over to private interests through corporate gymnastics without proper scrutiny and safeguards.

This editorial calls for immediate action:

1. A freeze on all aspects of this transaction pending a comprehensive, independent investigation.

2. Full disclosure of all documents and decisions related to this deal.

3. A public inquiry into the roles played by all parties involved, including government officials and judiciary members.

4. Immediate intervention by anti-corruption agencies to probe possible criminal aspects of this deal.

5. A review of the legal framework governing the privatization of state assets to prevent future abuses.

The NNPC-OVH saga is more than a corporate scandal; it is a litmus test for Nigeria's commitment to transparency, accountability, and the rule of law. The eyes of the nation and the international community are watching. It's time to unravel this riddle and hold those responsible to account. Anything less would be a betrayal of the Nigerian people and a green light for further plunder of the country’s national resources.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​